This is hilarious!  

 Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!   

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.   
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2. Gentle,   relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat   produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3.  Lovemaking   can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.   
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4.  Sex is one of the safest sports   you can take up. It stretches   and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming   20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!   
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5.   Sex   is an instant cure for mild depression.   It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria   and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.  
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6.    The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!     
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7.    Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.                   
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8.     Kissing   each day will keep the dentist away.   Kiss ing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid  that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.   
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9.     Sex   actually relieves headaches.   A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.    
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10.   A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.   Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and ha y fever.    
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original  is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot  Sex Fairy"   will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest  of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals  will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your  e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. 

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

 
Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"