((((((((((RING)))))))))
 
 
 
 ***pick up***
 
 
 "Hello?"
 "Hi, honey, this is Daddy" .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?" "No,
 Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
 
 
 
 After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
 
 honey!"
 
 
 
 "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
 
 
 
 "Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone,
 
 run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and
 Uncle
 Frank that
 Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."
 
 
 
 "Okay, Daddy!"
 
 
 
 A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
 
 
 
 "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
 
 
 
 "And what happened?" he asks.
 
 
 
 "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
 
 ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying
 out
 the front window and now she's dead."
 
 
 
 "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
 
 
 
 "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
 
 he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool... but he must
 have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
 
 he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead
 too."
 
 
 
 ***long pause***
 
 
 
 ***more pause****
 
 
 
 Then Daddy says,
 
 
 
    "Swimming pool????......Is this 642568?"