Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing 
   stories on how they died. 
   
   1st woman: I froze to death. 
   
   2nd woman: How horrible! 
   
   1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I 
   began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What 
   about you? 
   
   2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my 
   husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. 
   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 
   
   1st woman: So what happened? 
   
   2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that 
   I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic 
   and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every 
   closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had 
   looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just 
   keeled over with a heart attack and died! 
   
   
   
   
   
   
   1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be 
   alive......