One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was
tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where
she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. 

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it
seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a
Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to
do with you." 

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. 

"Well, I'd like to," replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders.  What
we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then
you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven," said
the woman. 

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an
elevator and it went down-down -down to hell. The doors opened and she found
herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In
the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her
friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all
dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.   They ran up and kissed her
on both cheeks and they talked about old times. 

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil
who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time
telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she
knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand
and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up
and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter waiting for
her. 

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24
hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a
great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.Peter came and
got her.  "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven.
Now you must choose your eternity," he said. 

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd
say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down
back to Hell. 
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were
dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. 

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand,"
stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a
country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time.  Now all
there is, is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The
Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were
recruiting you, today you're staff..."