Dear Technical Support, 

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two  products and the only  solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned  off. To make matters worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several otherapplications, such as Lads
Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy  6.9. 

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program,
Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run
Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that
when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my  
hardware. I was then forced to upgrade to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that  
this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. 
  
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with Freesex  Plus and Cleanhouse 2004. 

Shortly, after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary,
Explorer and e-mail filter, and can, without warning launch Turbostrop and
Whinge. 

These latter products have no help files, and I have to guess what the
problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which
need to be reinstalled every other week. 


Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me
that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. 

Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop up called Mother-In-Law,
which can't be  turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress
2004, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the
fact that if Wife 1.0 

detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all of your money files before
uninstalling itself. 

Any ideas?