At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid
schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 6 of your mates or work colleagues

INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't
Forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
the top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post.Statistically, among those women, will
be at least:
0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 6 of
His friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
Accusatorial expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with
since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best
friend(to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above
Me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No
obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like
marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 6 of your best
friends or work colleagues.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.