Subject: Fwd: FW: A gift to remember
  
  
      A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday.
  They hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard
 before remembering that on their last couple of dates she had
complained her hands were cold. So he decided a pair of gloves might be
  appropriate, not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful.
     
      Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, they went to Harrods
and he bought a stylish pair of cream coloured leather gloves. At the
 same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked
 for their purchases to be gift wrapped. Unfortunately, the shop
  assistant mixed the items up and the guy left with the gift wrapped
 knickers and the girlfriend's sister left with the gloves.
     
      The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver
 his present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's
house she wasn't in. So instead he posted the present through her front
 door accompanied by the following note:-
     
      Happy Birthday Darling, I hope you like these. I chose them
 because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out
in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long
  ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier
to pull off. I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the
shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks &
   they're hardly soiled at all. I had her try on yours & 'though a little
   tight, they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep
 her ring clean & shiny & in fact she hasn't had to wash it since
  wearing them. I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you
   myself as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I
 see you again. Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over
 the coming year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them
 as they will be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear
them for me on Friday night. All my love,
      Dave
      P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
 fur showing.