Due to a power outage, only one paramedic 
responded to the call. The house was very dark so the 
paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a 
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while 
he helped deliver the baby.  

     Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.  
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, 
Connor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his 
little feet and spanked him on his bottom.  Connor 
began to cry.  

 The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help 
and asked the wide-eyed  3-yr old what she thought 
about what she had just witnessed.  Kathleen quickly 
responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in 
the first place......smack him again!'