a trio of friday funnies....
 
  1
 
  A new British Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in
  the African desert. During his first inspection of his new outfit, he
  noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
 
  He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant
  said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post, and no
  women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the
  camel."
 
  The Captain replied, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
  about urges, so the camel can stay."
 
  About a month later, the Captain started having his own urges. Crazy with
  passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
  Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled
  his pants down and had wild, insane sex with the camel.
 
  When he was done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
 
  "No, not really, sir...they usually just ride the camel into town...where
  the women are.
 
 
 
 
  2
 
  Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were
  sitting naked in a sauna.
  Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
  forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
  questioningly.
  "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin
  in my arm."
 
  A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
  lifted his palm to his
  ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
  phone, I have a microchip in my hand"
 
  The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone
  he decided he
  had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
  the sauna and went
  to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet
  paper hanging
  from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
  at him.
  The Irishman glanced around behind and said..... "B-jesus, will
  you look at
  that, I'm getting a fax!"
 
 
 
  3
 
  Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a
  letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still
  in the game.
 
  Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single
  line of coded message:
 
  370HSSV-0773H
 
  Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi
  and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
 
  No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA,
  then to the NSA.
 
  With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked
  Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the
  White House with this reply
 
  "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."